Poor thing is just horsing around
Hey aren’t you the horse from Horsin’ Around?
Damn it’s getting harder and harder to keep our identity a secret around here. The server has been comporomised
I’m impressed you can repeatedly catch a horsefly. Those things are insanely fast and agile.
you’ve actually got to take them at least a mile away from your house, like mouse
If I capture it tomorrow I’ll walk down the road and release it. Happy cake day
oh so that’s what the birthday post was about earlier, cheers
I feed the flies to my fish.
you might have a horse in your home
Are you sure it’s the same one?
Confirmed today there’s more than one.
You may be a horse
You may need to take more extreme measures…
Catch it in a jar and release it in a field at least a mile away.
