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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.worksBanned to Shitposting@lemmy.today · 1 month ago

The government owns the deer until insurance gets involved

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The government owns the deer until insurance gets involved

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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.worksBanned to Shitposting@lemmy.today · 1 month ago
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  • NateNate60@lemmy.world
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    The government doesn’t own the deer, the deer are under the government’s protection. When you buy a hunting licence, you are not buying the deer. Buying the licence doesn’t guarantee you any deer.

    • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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      Buying the licence doesn’t guarantee you any deer.

      That’s why it’s called hunting, not finding.

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    When a deer totals your vehicle, the government still owes it, but in the sense you owe the government for out-of-season hunting of a deer (with an unusual, now destroyed weapon)

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      Road-hunted deer can still be pretty good, it comes pre-tenderized!

      • crank0271@lemmy.world
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        All at an unfortunate price per pound (or kilogram)

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    You want to pay for a hunting licence too when a deer hits your car?

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    I’m 14 and this is deep

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      Are you a helicopter pilot?

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