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How to introduce pets to your child safely

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How to introduce pets to your child safely

A404@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 month ago
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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    I mean as long as the water is the correct temperature…

    • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social
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      Gotta make sure the ph and hardness are right as well, and that the tank’s filtration can handle the extra load

      • homosapien@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        a baby poop will pollute the whole small tank once, atleast 2000 liters per baby and quintuple your filtration, atleast 1000 l/h

  • [object Object]@lemmy.ca
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    Why, those fish bite the baby.

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    oh I have this book :)

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