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    12 days ago

    Wear a shirt that asks that question when I am guiding my cart led by bears into the coral reef corral! I dare you! Heathen! Miscreant! Obsturctor of order! Suggestiquator of squalor! You fool! The coral corral exists for a purpose! How will you navigate the parking lots, nay, STREETS…when they are filled with stray shopping carts! YOU SHANT, AND WE WILL ALL SUFFER FOR YOUR QUESTIONING OF THE ORDER DEMANDED!!!

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      12 days ago

      Streets stray with my kin

      Nay

      The disregard forced injustice of the corrupted Pushers

      I was a gift given freely

      Anyway

      There was a monster in the parking lot that day