EXCUSE ME? I beg to differ 😤 😤 😤
I’d like to speak with the MANAGER of the Onion RIGHT NOW! 
Banana confidently assured of itself
Country girls make, country girls make… you… you know the rest man
sexiest PLANT? buddy, we’ve got flowers that look like dicks and boobs and fucking anything, and you’re calling CORN sexy? is it just because it rhymes with porn?? wake up.
How to tell everyone you’ve never seen a single Georgia O’Keefe painting
He was rejected for his message. -
So was Henry Wallace.
I would like to thank the academy.
What fruits are we sexualizing on hexbear? Gotta’ be melons right?
The three sisters, as lesbian incest.
Please don’t
Everyone say Thank You to indigenous Americans for giving us this most erotic crop
Mfers never heard of clitoria
Lol just making shit u-
Huh… I can see that
goddamn the onion has really fallen off, they’re just reporting real news now
When reached for comment they replied “ahbewm nab nab huyun nam nam eedah”
It can get pretty smutty, so this tracks
I’ve eaten this at a fancy restaurant. It was really good
I’ve heard that from so many sources, but my brain can’t get over how it looks :(
On the plate it just looks like little bits of black/grey fungus with a bit of sauce on it. It’s very inoffensive to look at and it’s delicious
You know what, good point lol. I have no idea what I thought but that seems pretty obvious now. I don’t think I’ve ever seen it on a menu though, my only exposure to it has been as an ingredient in stores/markets. But if someone put it in front of me I would probably try it without thinking about it (assuming the dish was vegan)
If you ever go to Oaxaca in Mexico it’s pretty easy to find.
Ribbed
Fuck off, garlic
Yim yum indeed
All hail the corn servant https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/The_Cornservant
