What are gamers known for? Racism and urinating in bottles.

We take advantage of the untapped market of the latter and add RGB to milk jugs and charge 40x the price.

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    8 months ago

    You’re thinking too small. Piss jugs aren’t for real gamers, as it still requires them to look away from the monitor.

    Strap on catheters is the way to go. Install some fiber optic rgb lighting down the length of the tube, add some flow sensors and wifi, then you’ll be printing money.

    V2 can detect the level of mountain dew and automatically Uber order more when it drops below 50%.

    I have more ideas available upon signing a 25% profit sharing agreement.

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      8 months ago

      Strap on catheters is the way to go. Install some fiber optic rgb lighting down the length of the tube, add some flow sensors and wifi, then you’ll be printing money.

      We could have a stats page with gallons peed, accuracy, and time spent peeing.

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        8 months ago

        A little bit of home assistant and you can have your mom’s bedroom lights flash when the bag needs emptying.