What does she think a QR code is?
Queer Rangers. It’s a code to show that you’re queer and trying to turn others queer. Morticians put things in dead bodies that will turn mourners queer.
It didn’t used to be that way. There was a time when you could visit grandma at the cemetery and you wouldn’t get the urge to take the beef bus to pound town. But now every time he goes he has anonymous gay sex in the bathroom of the public park adjacent to the cemetery. It’s those QR codes causing it.
Do you have a schedule for the Beef Bus to Pound Town? Asking for a friend.
sorry, best i can do is the timetable for the taco truck to flavor town
it’s about fifteen miles down the road from titty city
Thursdays. If you show up later you ain’t gonna have a good time.
Cool. I have a whole week to ‘limber up’.
I read Queer Rangers and thought this was gonna be about a Power Rangers parody. I mean, they already come in rainbow colors, sorta.
Now I have regrets.
Nah Queer Rangers is a pride affiliated club hockey team located in Manhattan.
So it wasn’t the water but the vaccines that were turning the freaking frogs gay?
A lot of these people have their own variations on similar themes. It’s funny watching conspiracy theorists argue about who’s conspiracy variant is more correct. Flat earthers are notorious for this one lol
This guy codes.
Someone showed her an authentication app that presents a TOTP token, changing every 30 seconds, as a QR code and told her that it reads the 5G vaccine chip mark-of-the-Beast code from your body, presumably for lulz
This has the same energy as going back in time and bullying a medieval peasant.
This sounds like actual crazy.
I bet people were afraid of UPC codes in 1973, too.
Literally, religious idiots claiming the UPC is the mark of the beast
I’m afraid of dress codes.
I’m afraid of dresses.
This is the kind of thinking you saw in A Beautiful Mind.
Except this person is almost certainly not a savant when it comes to mathematics.
Or anything for that matter
WTF? What crazy app is this nutjob talking about?
…facebook maybe?
E: That’s not meant to be a smartass reply, I fat thumbed it…
I genuinely can’t tell if she’s talking about an app on facebook, or talking about the Facebook app itself.
It still sounds crazy. Where and why should random QR codes appear? That person talks about them as if the appeared on the persons forehead or something.
First we had to deal with microplastics and now this!
This happens when the train thinks you’ve made some progress to the exit
Infinity Train ?
