Two answers. First, WTF are you doing asking in here, go see a doctor. Hell, see 3 of em.

But also, life is just a meaningless struggle against empathy anyway. You’re best off just accepting it and trying to have some fun before your inevitable natural death.

And don’t worry, existential crises get easier to live with after your first few. It might help to get a low-dose anxiety medication.

I didn’t think you could make a car uglier than a Yugo, but here we are.

No no, let them exercise their 1st Amendment rights.

Nothing says “efficiency” like a racist, drug addicted manchild with untreated ADHD who never sleeps.

I don’t know what CSAM is but I’m also afraid to Google it.

Ah yes, hello fellow kids, may I please have some hemp leaves to smoke?

If ya know, ya know.

✅ Completed the assignment

Bullshit, 1 should have been the top number!

#Team_1

There’s absolutely no way this could possibly go wrong ever.

Yes, making sending mail more expensive is the inevitable consequence of a price hike. Very good random headline writer.

I do have a sugar with a short leg.

On the plus side, if we evolved on Planet Sunblaster then our hearing would have evolved to either dial down the volume or filter it out completely.

Whatever, car nerd.

Well I mean once you’ve blown your load you need to be able to GTFO as fast as possible.

1 if they’re rabid, no more than 6 if they’re not.

Oh don’t worry, there’ll always something new to bitch about.

He was a man of vision. I didn’t care about his music though.

They say that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but experimental Aztec archeology has demonstrated that it’s past the stomach and up under the ribcage. With a sharp knife and practice they got it down to under 10 seconds.

LOL nah just stupid. I was young and misunderstood the “use equipment as items” mechanic and thought it meant that it would destroy the item as if it were a consumable, so never tried it.

And that’s how I learned about grinding for XP in grade school.