• circuscritic@lemmy.ca
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    28 days ago

    This looks like a joke, a disgruntled employee, or both.

    You can clearly see that there is proper cheese sauce on the macaroni, but then there’s just six nine or ten heat lamp nuked slices of American Cheese* added haphazardly.

    *For anyone lucky enough not to know what that means, imagine cheese whiz solidified and packaged into individually plastic wrapped slices.

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      28 days ago

      American cheese is like when you start making a bechamel from mild cheddar but only soften it some.

      Next step in softness is Velveeta.

      Cheese whiz is three steps.

      The sharpness intensifies each time.

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      28 days ago

      Probably a customer not realizing the preparation and complaining that the cheese wasn’t cheesey or as velveeta-ey as they were used to, and malicious compliance ensued.

      Fuck it. Give them more cheese. 👹

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      28 days ago

      “Oh no! We are almost out of Liquid Cheese Product #3. We don’t even have enough to make this batch of macaroni!”

      “Just make this batch with the rest of the Liquid Cheese Product #3 that we have, then add some slices of Semisolid Cheese Product #2 on top. No one will be able to tell the difference.”