If you’re brave enough
Looks at your car
“No more than a broken heirloom”
Excalicar, of the High Ways
And they that can shift into the 6th gear shall be named King of the Road!
When you’re in the on-ramp and they’re not letting you merge on the highway.
“They will answer to the King of Gondor.”
Downshifts valiantly, brap brap brap, merges.
“You will suffer me.”
Where was Gondor when the zipper merge failed?
Angearil, Shift of the West
The heel-toe again shall be King
One does not simply drive into Mordor.
For when you need a shifter that might just kill someone in a crash.
Well now I need to pull it out, but I don’t think your gearbox would like that very much
Reminds me of the phallic tattoo on Brock Lesnar’s chest.
It has been reforged
'Murica
Sword + manual transmission not a bolt action automatic….