Despite lack of clear records on this matter, it is believed that neither Abraham Lincoln nor George Washington simulated sucking a penis in public.

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    it already exists. empty out your neighbors deep freeze and climb in for a nap. the next time you wake up your neighbor will be in cuffs and you’ll get to fly!

    wheee