You made one critical error in this perpetual energy machine plan: linux users don’t go outside.
I do, because I also avoid using Amazon as much as possible
It sucks
Amazon or going outside?
Yes.
(oh I don’t think he heard…) Amazon or going outside?
I go outside mostly to acquire necessities. Like the other chap I refuse to use Amazon. Plus I live in an area where most essential shops are within walking distance.
Not actually true outside of those who have poor lifestyles
Me, disabled: angry frown
Well you can’t control life sometimes
Hello! Here is your random engineer: You have to connect both trap doors to the same side of the turbine. Otherwise your generator has a great chance to get blocked by users.
Otherwise the concept looks good. If we find a way to get the Linux guys out and make them able to walk a slight incline without collapsing this should work.
I think the biggest flaw is the name.
energy would be used by the Linux guys. That energy is probably equal or less than what the turbine produces. That makes it not a perpetual motion machine. It is free energy for the owner though as long as the speakers don’t consume too much energy as the Linux guys will come and for free to no cost of the owner
Tbh any turbine likely has the potential to be blocked, if two come along at once, making one become trapped between the turbine blade and the wall.
For maximal efficiency, I would suggest a spring-loaded ring of rollers inside a solid metal ring, conforming to the shape of passing Linux users. The dynamos would need to be calibrated such that the stiction of passing users is enough to slow their fall to match the current flow rate of entering users (n.b. is this doable? If not may need to use the spring pressure for this) to ensure maximal energy extraction for available user flow.
I half expected to see Sadam Hussain hiding somewhere in there.
IRL enderman farm
Linux has you covered. Just call
insmod -v pwr_perpertuum_mobile.o
The -v is short for --violate and allows you to violate the laws of thermodynamics.
The humans have to be born, raised, fed and the panel clearly says solar energy for the speaker. None of this is perpetual.
“I wish Windows would let me perpetually birth, raise and feed humans”
… And perpetual energy is actually impossible and maybe that’s the point because the post is a joke.
I love it. I’d get lots of exercise, enjoy a cool underground slide and fix the world. To make it really high output, you should ad a very large trap intake for the window users that will inevitably climb up to complain they can’t game on Linux. Now you are going to need lot of bait sentences that will trigger a Linux enthousiast. Here are some. ; > I wish I could apply all updates at a convenient time> or > I have these MRI image I want to look at> who has more?
XXX is best distro
“Ugh my old laptop runs so slow now. I’m gonna have to buy one, won’t I?”
“Seriously? I can’t uninstall candy fucking crush now?”
“Man, why do they always make it so hard to change the most basic of settings?”
A single Arch user can generate enough energy to power a family home for a day. Just tell them the latest update to grdfrgl-upflmupfl-lib.tar.gz just dropped and they have to register on the hill to download it.
A: that isn’t what perpetual means.
B: are you really bitching about informed people providing you sound advise on how to solve your issue? wow.It’s a joke, mate
I’d be among the people climbing the hill probably.
Finally an energy source that isn’t just steam
Steam? Absolutely proprietary!
“are we a joke to you?”
Steam but colder.
But steam does work on Linux!!!
Aww, so funny. Lemmy ha 2% posts by linux enthusiasts and 98% posts trying to make fun of linux enthusiasts. It stopped being fun months ago.
I think many of these jokes are made by linux fans to make fun of ourselves lol
I’ve been a Linux user for 15 years now. I run a small Portuguese language blog about open source software. I’d be ascending the hill myself.
… And the original meme, which I edited, was about Pathfinder players climbing the hill to evangelise to DnD 5 players. And was sent to the group where me and my friends play Pathfinder biweekly.
It seems most people got the joke.
