The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months agoLucky that he's a fool of a Tooklemmy.worldimagemessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up119arrow-down10
arrow-up119arrow-down1imageLucky that he's a fool of a Tooklemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square9fedilink
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoSauron now knows everything about second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper.
minus-squarenova_ad_vitum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-25 months agoI love that idea of a divine being of primordial evil downloading all that bullshit and thinking “MAKE IT STOP”.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months ago“Still, it’s better than what I got from Gollum!” shudders
minus-squarenova_ad_vitum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-25 months agoEspecially true since you just know that at some point Gollum must have fucked a fish.
minus-squareSpaceCowboy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·5 months agoHe likes them raw and wiggly.
minus-squareRiceMunk@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoSauron might have shown up at Morannon personally to faceroll everyone into oblivion before Gollum had time to fall into Mt. Doom, but he was too busy having second breakfast to attend.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months ago“Second breakfast! These hobbits are onto something!” nom nom nom
Sauron now knows everything about second breakfast, elevenses, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper.
I love that idea of a divine being of primordial evil downloading all that bullshit and thinking “MAKE IT STOP”.
“Still, it’s better than what I got from Gollum!” shudders
Especially true since you just know that at some point Gollum must have fucked a fish.
He likes them raw and wiggly.
Sauron might have shown up at Morannon personally to faceroll everyone into oblivion before Gollum had time to fall into Mt. Doom, but he was too busy having second breakfast to attend.
“Second breakfast! These hobbits are onto something!” nom nom nom