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How I calculate percentages and settle for close enough.
How I calculate percentages and settle for close enough.
I knew sites used heat maps to see what people click on but I was surprised when our developers showed us actual video of users moving their mouse. I didn’t know that was even a thing.
That was my face too listening to the orange man
STICK EM UP!
When I was a kid, my parents made me do hand writing exercises. I had to fill entire sheets of paper with slashes and slinky loops.
Characters pretending to play video games on a controller
Too busy, never played.
Wordle 1,103 5/6
⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨
🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛
⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Because the last time I took a taxi was when I was 10 and that’s how I was raised.
I forgot I even had an ironing board in my closet. I haven’t needed to use that thing in 10 years.
“Sorry, sir. No tip because you kept getting lost.”
No, don’t make excuses for him. He knew what he was doing.
No, the MLK part was my own shitpost contribution. But yes it was being taking out of context. The article says they don’t hire white men for “specific roles.”
They were looking for someone to play Martin Luther King.
Columbo would be so irritating. Like JFC just arrest me already.
Also change the folder name to “Homework”
I don’t know, that’s someone else’s job. I’m just the idea guy.
I can hear that filter
Um, it’s called RTS. Helloooo.
And the part they’re fading usually sounds really good and I want it to last a little longer