Can’t be promoted to player either

The sun is a massive nuclear reactor, don’t you see the problem in letting Hamas have access to technology that can harness that power?

Reality itself has become a satire at this point

Press X (formerly Twitter) to Doubt

There will be tales of the mysterious stranger who gifted the party arcane knowledge before vanishing in the blink of an eye…

As the young adventurers rushed to their guild, ready to share the treasure they were handed by the kind traveller, they could hear seven canaries singing happily.

You mean the ripples in the spacetime caused by Internetexplorus? This was explained 56 generations ago, know the lore!

A single row of ads would be ok, but having this many plus an ad showing up first, where the search results should be… Oof