MaybeALittleBitWeird

I looks like it’s turkey bacon and is pretty normal looking.

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Well next time wear sunscreen before I punt that can off the beach 😤 I’ll see myself out…

This fair skinned gent also needs to say please remember to wear sunscreen ✨🙏✨

…and nice ass.

How could you not 😳🥵

This leaves a little too much to the imagination 🤤

Lovely! The framing is beautiful!

The placement of it is really cool because the hair moves when your hips or torso does to give it a neat animated effect. Truthfully I like both sleeves more though.

Well that’s a coincidence, because I want my big hard cock between your tits too!

😳 Yes. I want to make all of you jiggle!

Hey

I hope you find what you’re looking for. Good luck.

I hate to break it to you, but porn isn’t real life.

People go to these meetings just to play pool, and they act like the sex drive has been sucked out of them by some kind of alien parasite.

The point of a munch is to be a completely non-sexually, non-kink, social event. They’re also used by more underground groups to vet members and this is a fairly normal experience.

Tops act like bottoms, bottoms act like tops, everyone either has kids or is some kind of little.

If you’re looking for a high protocol master/slave situation, you’re not going to find it organically in a local scene. It honestly sounds a bit more like your attitude here might be stopping you from possibly getting to know people because this comes off as very aloof and judgemental. Not everyone fits nearly into a box, as I’m sure you can attest to.

I get you on the 🐻 though, they aren’t for me either. I just don’t like hairy men mostly 🤷

This is a common problem for anyone living the rural small town life. Just finding kink friendly partners is going to be difficult without adding on another minority preference (not being cishet). The two combined is going to leave you with a pretty limited dating pool. Hell, depending on how small town we’re talking here normal cishet dating can be difficult. I’m in a medium sized city and even the kink scene is still pretty small and mostly couples looking for thirds…

The reality is that if you’re probably going to have to come to terms with the fact that if you want these needs met you’re going to have to travel, either temporarily or on a more permanent basis. If moving isn’t an option maybe make yourself open to LDR relationships with occasional travel for meetups. Fet and Reddit used to be decent for finding things like these even if they kind of suck nowadays.

Okay good. What do you want to do while we wait? I have a foosball table

I think that depends on who wins 😉

I have always had the biggest crush on her

In honor of this place I will choose Lemmy. I’m coming for dat ass 😈

These balls are already drained so you’re just going to have to settle for making me smile 😎