If they showed Canada on this map, you’d think otherwise…

What happened in Ireland?

5 spaces after punctuations seems excessive .

He knows what he’s doing. It got him free advertising.

That meme needs to be updated, it’s $11,000 per hour since the birth of Christ now…

Isn’t this just a population density map?

https://xkcd.com/1138/

Or get a Chromecast and smarttube…

Trump’s a billionaire?

My wife bought that from a local distillery, she kept telling me “but it’s low calories”. It was such garbage.

I hate linking to Reddit, but follow this guide for re-vanced on Android:

https://www.reddit.com/r/revancedapp/comments/xlcny9/revanced_manager_guide_for_dummies/

How dare you refer to William Shatner as “the guy in the corner”!

I’m in an open floor plan with cubicles. There is one asshole who has an office, he insists on having loud conversations, with his door open, on mother fucking speakerphone through his tinny laptop speakers. I’ve resorted to a white noise playlist on Spotify. He’s a client, so not cool telling him to fuck off.

Strands #171 “One for the ages” 🔵🔵🔵🟡 🔵🔵🔵

Trumpanzees! That’s fucking awesome.

Can’t talk now, watching Switchback!

Just - Radiohead purely for the lyrics “You do it to yourself, you do And that’s what really hurts”

Sit them all down in a room, ask “who here has been to space?” and pick Mark Kelly.

Hottest year…so far…