I thought about going all out with this post and doing a little comic strip, like a panel of bean-joker smugly delivering his line to brat-man, a cutaway panel depicting a high society dinner party where a guest reaches for some chips but the bowl is empty, and then it cuts back to the interrogation room, the partygoers have breached the door and they’re tearing bean-joker apart and devouring him.

Idk I decided that’s a lot of work for a joke someone has probably already gotten to before.

Looked into it, all of Europe should be turned into a nature preserve, as atonement.

Just shutting down because of sensory overload. Me too buddy, every time I go to the store.

Fuck foie gras and fuck France, unlimited genocide on the French for creating foie gras, among their other heinous crimes.

This guy’s never seen They Live

Let’s put a bean in that mouth

Talon-mogged this, beak-maxxing that. In my day the only thing that mattered was if you bring home the rat.

Well, also it mattered a lot how much DDT exposure you had. God, I can still hear the weeping…

Edit:typo

That makes sense my bad

He’s a member of the DSA isn’t he?

That’s wild, one sec I gotta hit the squonker

pogging epic honkerinos

Anti-imperialist propa"gander"

Growing up in the US, I remember being young and desperately wanting to wear a long jacket, and being told I wasn’t allowed to because of Columbine.

Wh-what do you mean by “restrained,” what are you some kind of pervert?

At :48 mark he presses the interact button and his character model has to slide into position to pet the dog.

I hate to break it to you OP but that Reze in the Soviet officer’s uniform is AI generated

If I say “Isn’t it such shit that our tax money goes to bombs and guns instead of hospitals and schools, and in fact those bombs and guns are so that we can blow up hospitals and schools in countries that have never been a threat to us?”

And the person I’m talking to responds, “Yeah we should do austerity, the wealthy can’t keep babysitting the rest of society.”

I can be reasonably assured that I wasn’t going to be getting anywhere with that person, and they were never worth my time.

I feel like we should take it in stride that libs are susceptible to certain rhetoric only, and we should work towards refining that rhetoric, but the “taxes for bombs” argument is pretty effective for the average person who really only cares about cost of living issues, I don’t think we should throw it out entirely.

I’m open to alternative approaches of course.

What was the first time?