Chicken tikka.

Come on, you really think you’re that much better than English food?

The most popular Scottish dish was invented by a Pakistani and everyone thinks it’s Indian.

If Anthropic don’t know you write shit code and want to tear down their entire world, what the fuck are you playing at?

Just out of curiosity, what colour are those states on political maps?

Last hotel I stayed in there wasn’t even a view. The window just looked onto another corridor, and had some paper over it.

I remember somebody at work winning a remote controlled car race and he sent us the picture of himself and the runners up and they were all like 10 years old.

I remember them sticking a 1 on the left of the displays until they got ones with an extra digit…

I’m surprised Giuliani even gets mentioned any more. The last vestiges of his credibility ran down his face at the whole Four Seasons Total Landscaping debacle, and the least said about the Borat thing the better…

They’re all over Facebook. I don’t know why people do it, it makes them look like scam companies that don’t exist. All with that same horrific dead smiling AI face.

I remember using it when it was Star Office… Think it got given away on a cover disk on a magazine.

And Hill’s biscuits. They’re the only people who can fuck up a custard cream. Mind boggling.

The People Of Tranquility Have Taken Advantage Of Our Generosity For Too Long. From Now On The Sea Of Tranquility Shall Be Known As The Sea Of America.

Thank You For Your Attention To This Matter.

The comic sans really lends an air of solemnity to the whole thing.

I wonder where time loop films fit in this. Tom Cruise dies like 20+ times in Edge of Tomorrow.

Imagine being so nuts that even David Icke seems sane.

As bad as that last movie was, I’m still glad Colin Trevorrow want allowed anywhere near it. There are few directors who are that out of their depth when given a big budget…

Foxy Brown looks on from the back of the bus.

I’m happy enough with a Legion Go for little games and my PS5 for big games.

I think the consoles having weak RT has meant the 10x0 series having a longer than usual lifespan, since they still have to write games for traditional lighting models.

Still on a 1060. Refusing to upgrade until GPU prices return to reality.

Tu Youyou: still the hardest person to sing happy birthday to.