need to get me some of these

cant dox yourself if youre too stupid to remember your own name :)

how get pregananant??/?

not, not equal to

≠+/=#

which equals equals

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“twitter (which is currently named x)”

amazing

$10 for falsified informatiom?

gotta be one of my favorite historical photographs

not enough

where do you think youre going to store your corndogs with only 58 pockets

damn, nitter was the only way i could still view something on twitter

rip

thank god, i was worried

bro, imagine being a sleep paralysis demon, skinning someone, and then having them laugh at you for how ridiculous you look

id just kms right then and there

Bonus SLPT: Use sugar water instead of regular water. Sugar helps make up for lowering the energy density when diluting your gas.

An easy mistake to make

what does the Asia expansion bring? i’ve only played the Oceania expansion but it seems like it changes up the game a good bit

hmmm, like a tea bag

classic (h)ornithology

i bet i could take a werewolf

edit: nvm

sames

except i am dumb

wtf how did they manage to make mcd’s appealing?

Other people have real trauma, but I was sad as a kid so now my brain has decided we cant have anything nice anymore