BolsheWitch [she/her, they/them]

bolshevik & a witch

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Joined 5 years ago
Cake day: December 2nd, 2021
  • BolsheWitch [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.nettoaskchapo@hexbear.net•You win 1 billion dollars. How do you use it to bring about communism?English
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    4 years ago

    1. boob job

    2. pretend to be a typical uber-wealthy influencer and even more of a bimbo than I already am so the CIA ignores me

    3. anonymously donate to existing worker co-ops and mutual aid orgs. donate in gradual amounts over time so they can scale up organically and don’t implode

    4. build out a leftist propaganda network and pay existing creators to do it full time. maybe give means tv a bunch of cash?

    5. take over the local and state governments of a couple states. would probably be pretty easy to do that for smaller ones. fund it through dsa or another org because the infrastructure is already there and I don’t want to bother with electoralism. candidates wouldn’t need to be perfect, just disruptive to the two bourgeoisie political parties. any Kshama Sawants that showed up would be a bonus.

    6. brazilian butt lift

    7. hire multiple fixers to do character assassinations of ideological enemies.

    8. fund guerilla fighter sleeper cells that do eco-maoist, uhh, “pranks” against oil executives and bigots.

    9. get railed in a sundress