Nope. Or did you know any of this before this post?

Go there on monday, presenting as male, grab free pint, leave.

I admit the ambiguity of cap I and lower l gets lost but the wording is exactly what id expect in one of his rants on last week tonight.

That text shoul be read/performed by John Oliver.

Well I didn’t think anyone would take this seriously, but I thought along the lines of severed body parts and a head instead of that piece of melon. but only do it if you have fun at it.

Please get help in having a more positive lookout to life. Be it therapy, a new and (hopefully) fulfilling hobby, philosophy, anything. And, on the other side of the same problem: try getting rid of habits that make you unhappy. Otherwise you are going to spiral downward.

WYM, warned? Warnings are used for bad things.

Someone with gimp skills please edit this. i want the guinnea pig of doom!

I want sushi!

We have sushi at home.

Yea, its nice and all, but have you ever got your back scratched?

¿Y si no vivo en ninguno de ellos?

Wait, there are good guys?

So the goal is creating a completely destroyed human being. No resocialisation or anything?

Ah, hidden in the sharing options. Thank you!

TIL that is possible on my device. Thank you!

Die Wand neben dem Heizkörper sieht nicht mehr weiß aus, weil das verrostete Wasser die Wand verfärbt hat.

Ich würde denken, da muss schnellstens jemand vom Fach ran, bevor dir die Bude wegschimmelt.

Not fiction, but holy fuck, it was eye opening: Humankind, by Rutger Bregman.

To be fair, most things don´t taste that well on their own.