Where there is David there will be singing! And oft intentionally daft astrological predictions

Yes please!

Exotic sorbet selection please

I’m on round 2 official, but probably 4. Pretty sure I spotted you at the thing, but piked on waving.

Spooky!

Since Nellie has decided to leave for a wifi-less locale, perhaps this specimen might be a new mascot

Recommendations for covid cures solicited! Vaguely sensible things, not vinegar up yah clachah/s who am I kidding? Daft ideas go

This evening as I set up for my special architecturally lit cloud shoot I discovered chipmunks are not vegetarians

(Yes, I changed tenses, shot me 😝)

A very famous blogger says fuck first ie. before dinner Wise Words

More I objected, was told totally would’t happen, and more or less forced to hand it over. Guess what?

As a pup she looked like an Ewok. And I am still annoyed about her pissing on my alarm clock

I had many large dogs as a kid. Biggest would be the Rottie x St Bernard people were scared, reality the most dangerous would be she sat on you

Anything with a nice pattern that is truely dead as a garment can create at least one patch

That you did this rather than auto piff tells much. Good job!

😽

Naaw 😽

No such thing so long as you can carry them!

A magnificent elf, but this job does include a bin of cat refuse down 4 flights of stairs

Can I borrow somebody’s house elf please?