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Not the Sonic pregnancy meme I expected.

Except it just goes in a circle.

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Dog people are weird.

Wherever the emergency exit door is, so I can jump out immediately. open it and throw all of them out.

He should do it of the ‘FAKE’ election too. You know he doesn’t actually want to do the work anyway.

Honestly, yeah, probably.

Sauron eats pieces of shit like Tucker Carlson for breakfast.

You had to use image search for that? Paris, Texas is a classic by Wim Wenders, who has been making movies for over fifty years. He has a new one out called Perfect Days that stands as my favorite film of the year by a long stretch.

(Turns out some directors don’t crawl up their own butts in their late careers and lose what made them great. Some, like Wenders, age like good scotch.)

Would love this for the Android app as well

Maybe the Skrulls have some way of blocking the radiation. It wouldn’t do for their victims to melt just when they needed to do a mental download to maintain their cover.

The bones of it were good. It was just so, so underbaked and half-assed. Like everything else, that big fight could have been great with just a few adjustments. Imagine if G’iah found him in the facility and secretly freed him, and he calls in the suit to even the odds just as Gravik looks about to win? Instead it’s a quick battle with no well-defined stakes, that nobody sees.

The reveal that Ritson is a genocidal douche canoe could have been dropped earlier, giving Fury some conflict in whether he actually wants to save him or help him.

The confrontation between Gravik and Fury was really compelling, but again, it happened far too late to make any difference. Almost everything in this episode should have happened in episode 1, and then we could be playing out the consequences of it. Instead it’s five episodes of buildup to a nothingburger, with the implications of major consequences we don’t get to see until - when? The Marvels? Unlikely. Brave New World? Maybe, but then why bother with this series at all? Just for a prologue to a big movie? What’s the actual story here?

G’iah’s greatest superpower is her ability to regenerate that amazing leather jacket after she’s shredded the sleeves with her Hulk/Drax/Corvus/Groot arms.

Looks like they say “H E R C”? Does his other hand read “U L E S”? Is that a Klumps reference?