I don’t think you all understand, the T-Mobile CEO has a fiduciary duty to shareholders, which is a responsibility to act in their best interests and their sole interest is making money. If the CEO doesn’t turn over every stone to find a way to make money or reduce costs, they’re breaking the law.
Oh wait, you all do understand this horseshit better than most. Lemmy is my sane place 🥰
Can no one else manufacture semaglutide?
Lol I never noticed that before!
Mmmm 64 slices of American cheese…
The episode is called Rosebud. Burns and Smithers broke into the house and their plan of attack was to crawl on the ceiling with suction cups on their hands and knees to steal Burns’s childhood bear when homer gets up in the middle of the night to eat 64 slices of American cheese. Which he does all night.
Yup, and it makes the car look more future-ish to impress potential buyers! It’s a win for shareholders and a loss for safety and ease of use.
For a moment I thought you were going to say “doing God’s work”
Ut! Aurelia Borealis?
I remember seeing some of her content previously, so I searched for “quesadilla” on YT. She wasn’t too far down the list.
Probably this https://youtu.be/6ZxOv5emrRg
Ehh we can and should do better than T9. …but then the phone might start to become fun to use, drawing you back in… Bring back T9!
They should relocate their headquarters again, just too close to the factory still
Lol, if that’s a feature now, Google has hid it 😞
It should also be said, “It’s hard to be a Theist when you’re taking a stroll through a cemetery with 100+ year old tomb stones where every other one is a dead child.”
I’d love to attract crows like a Disney princess attracts wildlife
My parents would call people they knew depending on the city they were driving through because it wouldn’t be long distance (oh yeah here’s one, the scumbag phone companies would charge you more when you weren’t calling a local number, meaning within the same county/parrish/borough, usually by the minute). They even did this once they had mobile phones! Imagine nowadays contacting someone because you’re going through their city. It’s like, “Hey, I like you, but not enough to see if we can meet up for a little visit just to say hi all because the phone call is cheaper.”
Oh, did you forget about the time LTE started rolling out and telcos decided to call HSPA+ (3.5G) 4G? One of these scumbags will start calling it 6G. Marketing teams are full of great ideas. /s
Sadly, it’s most likely Barnes & Noble Education since most universities have outsourced their bookstores to them. At least my university now offers free textbooks to students but Barnes & Noble Education runs the logistics of it.
I was expecting this to devolve into a joke about getting too many HJs or something
What I want to know is what sort of cutting-edge medical voodoo based technology is keeping him alive?
We should all strive to become reddit fucksmiths