Probably already illegally detained and shipped off to a torture prison in one of americas vassal states

Where’s the inevitable desk reject after months of work?

Wow, you guys are actually giving really good and useful advice.

I was about to comment “When one of my players asks whether they can do something completely unreasonable I look at them, roll a D20 openly on the table and without checking the result, say ‘no’”

But now I just feel bad :D