DefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]

A gaggle of particle physicists standing in a circle chanting “RING! WORLD! RING! WORLD!”

While I wouldn’t put it past Google/YouTube to do something as shitty as this, I think people are far too quick to assume foul play over the much more likely possibility that the world’s largest video platform occasionally shits itself.

The goat pastures call to us all.

Speaking exclusively to Euronews in September, Estonia’s foreign minister Margus Tsahkna warned of Moscow sending migrants across their 300km long border as a form of hybrid attack.

MFW I’m in a comical racism competition and my opponent is a Baltic government official

Either Trump is an existential threat that requires the strongest possible response, or he’s just another corrupt asshole in a country dominated by others like him.

And before you go “but America doesn’t do that sort of thing!”, I’d encourage you to look up Fred Hampton.