Und? Hast du’s noch drauf?

Ssssshhhhhh!!! We’re having a circlejerk here!

Es war schrecklich. Ich musste mich mit meinem Alt bei lemmy.world anmelden und die ganze Zeit Bilder von nackten Frauen anschauen. Ich bin total traumatisiert.

The secret ingredient is data harvesting.

So what potential conflict would require your troops to know the government district of another country other than you trying to invade them?

It’s not white hot yet. I think we still have a few MHz of headroom.

I’m sure he’ll be thrilled.

And don’t forget that they’re in any media advisory council so criticism of the churches is systematically suppressed.

Does the plug get sent to you automatically or do you have to register somewhere?

That headline could have been written any time throughout the last century. Egypt, and all other Arab nations for that matter have never given a flying fuck about the Palestinians.

We obviously need to unionise the AIs.

Ja, die zwei Kisten Bier zum Abendessen sind schon wichtig.

We only had TV back then. But the moral panic was exactly the same.

According to this I had burnout in kindergarten.

I tried to install TigerVNC but I got nowhere with it. Do you know any good guide or tutorial for seeing it up?

I never understand this obsession with “bloat” when you can buy a 1 TB SSD for € 50.

What’s next? North Korea as chair of the human rights forum?

I’ll always take the time to withhold consent on any cookie banner, no matter how far down I have to scroll or how many levels of dialogs I have to go through.

I once paid several hundred DM for 16 KB of RAM for my ZX81. Now get off my lawn, damn kids!

“Aber”, er nimmt die Kippe aus dem Mund, “sind wir deswegen rechtsextrem?”

Ja. Wer rechtsextreme wählt ist rechtsextrem. Die erbärmlichen Ausreden kann ich nicht mehr hören.