Evilsandwichman [none/use name]

Boromir: One does not simply walk into Mordor

Russia: swaggers into Mordor

Hoo boy the orcs and goblins are going to be hooting and hollering.

TIL running away means going right up in to your enemy’s face

They’ll also bend over backwards to explain how actually it was okay to shoot him and how dare you compare him to the tank guy in tinyman square.

Plastic babies with poseable figures; you’ll be able to get them into any cool action pose for selfies!

Sorry popularity is evidence of correctness I don’t make the rules

Yup, that poor guy that proved that vaccines cause autism gets unfairly maligned for his efforts; obviously his methodology was unethical but you can’t argue the findings.

I mean they’re not wrong; do YOU know who invented the wheel?

You were a Klingon warrior at six?

Any chance their name was inspired by that famous game, Nacman?

Guys running the one platform be like “they’re pirating our show,” other guy hosting a different platform be like “no, in this region it’s us hosting that show so it’s us they’re pirating from,” third guy hosting another platform be like “next month it’s our platform that’ll be hosting it so it’ll be us they’re pirating from”, fourth guy hosting another platform be like “we’re the guys authorized to actually be selling that show in this region at this time, so they’re also pirating from us”, fifth guy also hosting another platform be like “wait, they’re also pirating this show only we’re authorized to stream but we don’t offer our service in that country”

Pirate be like “I host everything”

(Not justifying it, just saying Gabe was right)

But…but…the free market!

‘Do do’, hehehehehe (yes I’m juvenile)

Just saw a match between the bot and someone who made his Feng character look like Hitler, and I was glad to see at least the viewers wanted the Hitler looking Feng to lose; gamers possibly getting better?

Huh…now I don’t feel so good about putting up a sign next to the aquarium with the word ‘lunch’ on it, or pointing to the inhabitants and then the sign and then my belly.

They’re rounding down

I’ve always thought that if you switch America and Russia/China in most events, it would better fit the narratives.

For example:

America brokered peace between Iran and Saudi Arabia.

America opened up factories in Afghanistan to provide jobs for the locals who are recovering from a war with China.

America is supporting their ally in Syria and combating terrorists supported by Russia.

Russia went to war with Iraq and killed a million people and destroyed all their infrastructure.

The incarceration rate in China is the highest in the world.

China accused America of spying on them with a weather balloon.

Russia overthrew the Libyan government, spiraling the wealthiest African country into a civil war.

Like seriously, switch the stories around and it better fits the narrative we’re constantly being fed. With the view that libs have of Russia, China and America, events would literally have to play out like this if their view was correct.