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17 hours agoI made a pair of slacks once and used a really garish fabric to line the pockets. Definitely visible. “Why did you use that pocket fabric?” “It was free.”
FauxPseudo
I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.
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Cake day: July 9th, 2023
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17·19 hours agoThis requires a functional brain.
You live in 2026. You know for a fact that they are not the worst human. They’re pretty high up there. But they aren’t the worst.
Still waiting to find out if she is selling weapons to Iran.
I get yelled at occasionally for letting cats outside. Cats have a very specific set of skills. And if they want to be outside they will make sure that you do not want them inside.
Needed gender neutral-ish names and decided to go with some presidents. Reagan here was the spiciest one so she got that name. I figured someone would rename her later on. Didn’t know that I’d be the one keeping her.
It fits.
She is sad because she is a long hair in Lesser Carolina during the summer.
I’m in other people’s houses for my job. I constantly have supervisors monitoring my work. The worst is when I’m doing drywall. They want to be right in the middle of the work. But they have never given my work a failing inspection.
I don’t know if I could afford that. Last night I gathered all my available sock yarn that I have hoarded from thrift shops over the years. Some really low quality stuff. But it’s sock yarn that cost me almost nothing. To go exclusively hand made. I’d have to use real money.
I pulled out my next yarn. This morning: Wife “WTF is wrong with that yarn?” Me “it’s Red Heart. That’s just one of three problems it has.”
Finished the second sock. I might redo the heel and the toe but it’s a functional sock for now.
I think ours is a spring.
Company sign contracts with Amazon saying they will not sell it for anywhere less than the Amazon price.
Order from them and it ends up being fulfilled by Amazon anywhere.
Thank you for your service.
She is. But she is getting better.
My wife was a huge Samsung fan. When it came time to get a washer I found a ding and dent option at a habitat for humanity ReStore. It likes to get unbalanced but it’s still kicking after 8 years. I didn’t expect it to last this long. But I know for a fact the next time we get one my wife will not care if it’s Samsung or not.
It will work for testing out a new heel type.