It’ll never be acceptable, but they’re going to shove it down our throats anyway

Those of us that are paying attention, totally get it - I wouldn’t want to buy our gross food either!

Promise?

Ahh shit I guess I am - Frick!

Forced back into the office this week (boo) so I took my Aeropress, hand grinder and a couple of mugs to heat water in… now everyone gets to listen to me grind and bang around and make amazing coffee while they swill their BS K-Cup filth.

Keith Hunter… Username KHunt. I sat in front of AD for like 10min going “should I? If I don’t, and someone asks why isn’t it standard, is ‘it’s vulgar’ defensible?”

I done doo-ed it, and the next morning my boss was like “so I see you made a new user last night…”

He agreed with the decision though, so that was a relief.

I think you mean four tablespoons, right? Or is that just me…?

Waiter, waiter, percolator

I have a two-group Astoria and a decent burr grinder at home, for weekend funsies.

I also have a 12 cup percolator for weekday sipping.

And an Aeropress for when I don’t want to deal with all that.

AND a jug of store-bought cold brew in the fridge, for emergencies, when I “just can’t even”

My point is - it’s good to have options; get something easy and fast for “most” uses, but keep your good stuff for “treats”!

The military (and government employees) take an oath to the constitution, not to the president or the president’s boyfriend.

I’d like to see them take that more seriously.

“I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same…”

Bear mace… wasp spray…

Strongest ever, SO FAR… but keep on fracking, Texas, I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.

That seems like too long; I feel like I’d like to see him back again.

God… LG, always with the updates. That’s their answer to everything!

Ever since they got into the encabulator business, they want everything to run on their proprietary platform, and a big step towards that is to push software updates to make sure that no third-party encabulator will work with their hardware.

I don’t know who makes YOUR encabulator, but I guarantee that if you apply that patch, unless it’s LG (or one of their un-named subsidiaries), that it’ll stop working immediately - and THEN how will you adjust the primary phase harmonics to get extra-dimensional channels?

If I were you, I’d look at refreshing the aether-based configuration variables on your encabulator first, maybe even use your favorite time-dilation method to revert to the literal second that it was working before, and see if that closes your portal.

If your skincrawler is still around, just sprinkle some oregano around your baseboards and oxygen supply, they hate that stuff.