GarfieldYaoi [he/him]

Unironically, recreational estrogen should be legal.

If I want to keep twink death at bay for a few more years, then by all means let me.

“Huh, I wonder why some people see my religion as a bunch of lies for me to cynically grab power for myself.”

Reddit atheists come back.

“WhY aRe YoUnG pEoPlE sO LONELY!?!?!”

Meanwhile the US culture has been dominated by sex-negative pearl clutchers that want you socially dead and have nothing fun going on in your life whatsoever, because if life isn’t boring, the devil wins.

Also, I will gladly be her twink malewife. I want her to carry me in the bridal position and tell me everything is going to be okay, there I said it.

You called UwU?

China after their back snaps in half after carrying the human race every day.

:walter-breakdown:

The older I get, the more I realize that the politics of the American mainstream, from the relatively harmless but still douchey :grillman: to the threatening :frothingfash:, their entire moral framework boils down to “normal good, weird bad.”

If they didn’t just pick and choose stuff that they liked in the Bible, they’d probably be satanists or nihilists so they can spread as much misery as possible for the sake of promoting conformity.