Is this fetish art? This seems like fetish art.

Yeah they really muddy the waters as far as hobbit aging goes

The only issue with that is that Gandalf comments that Bilbo hasn’t aged a day when he arrives for the party. Plus Bilbo ages more rapidly during the 12 years he’s in Rivendell

Hey, man, BBSes could get pretty extreme back in the day. Ask Timothy McVeigh.

If 50 is equivalent to 18 why does Bilbo look 111 when he’s 111 shouldnt he only look like 50 or 60?

The loli thing is a fair point

Also Grogu is 50 not 500

What teenager? Frodo is 50 when he leaves Hobbiton.

I would imagine it’s not very good. Carnivores tend to taste worse than herbivores.

My aunt had a turkey named Jason that was an absolute bastard who attacked anyone who came near the house. My hatred of him made it extra delicious when we ate him for Thanksgiving.

I don’t think it’s a specific incident, but bison are known to gore people who get too close, stupidly thinking bison are docile.

What kind of cheese is she using?

IIRC Morpheus says it’s around 2199, but he’s working on faulty information because the people of Zion don’t know that Neo is actually the sixth “One”. I don’t think they mention how long a One cycle is, but building Zion itself must have taken quite some time (unless the machines help rebuild it after destroying it in the previous cycle).

How dare you? If I weren’t so tired I’d give you what for!

(A picture of) my friend and me smiling.

With the amount of issues I’ve had with pirated software, I’d make damn sure I was getting that car from a trusted site, though.

My friend and me*

Yeah, but if you make homebrew they don’t like, they’ll send the Pinkertons after you.

(I know that was about an MTG set. I’m just making a joke about how little faith I have in WOTC.)

Mine was a minotaur gladiator turned monster hunter (ua fighter subclass). His name was Daniel Notmonster and he’d been called monster so much during his days in the arena that he internalized a hatred of monstrosities. He was driven to prove he wasn’t a monster by killing any he came across. He would also collect a bone from each monstrosity killed to scrimshaw a scene of the battle to kill it.

The day we get an official Trek-Wars crossover is the day our culture will have fully eaten itself.

Mosquitoes, thanks to Malaria. Estimated kill count (according to a Nature article from 2002) 50-60 Billion people.