I could be swayed from voting for Biden angrily to voting for Biden with bland calm.

I write again having done my own research. It turns out he’s had a wifesaving neck surgery known as a twateotomy

“AI”, if it ever does get invented, will be world changing (note the deliberately value-neutral term).

The value of NVIDIA depends on AI being increasingly costly to compute.

This, in particular, is not a foregone conclusion.

Do you think I would sit here and try to make fetch happen if there was any chance you could stop me? Fetch happened 25 minutes ago.

If you like humans, we’re the funniest species ever.

If you hate humans, still the funniest.

Just get your weird shit from their patreons. Or like, kemono.su if you’re horny and broke.

You think maybe it’s like his bioluminescent anglerfish lure, but for deranged sickos?

It’s long past time to flush these turds

CNN surely 🤓

No items. Final destination.

We are cosmic beings of chaos at the infinite center of creation. Anyone who thinks we should care about a few grumpy clicks ought to be sold to a cat food company.

I can make a hamburger and fries in like ten minutes active cooking time for £3, and it’ll have proper beef and be perfect.

What is even happening at Burger King?

It’s fetched, but not very far

I know that, you silly billy. The view is just better from afar

NVIDIA 📉

In Germany they say “the devil shits on the biggest pile”. But like, in German. Life’s a funny old thing, isn’t it?

Well, I left America, so yes. I find I am.

Would I give up my car free lifestyle for windshield augmented reality that makes it look like I’ve got Mad Max as a crucified hood ornament? No, but it’s an excellent try.

My claim to fame: played through that running section on an iPod touch in 2010.

Only took about an hour. I had more free time, back then.