

Proof of stability!


Proof of stability!


See ya next year!
:4
Dammit, my best just wasn’t enough.


“security concerns” with the data collected by the vehicles… The same data every car company in the US is already collecting. If that’s what you’re concerned about, just pass a law banning that sort of data collection… Oh yeah, you meant Ford shareholder security.
Well, Actually:
Yes, the result of the Mend Buttcrack spell would be an acquired anorectal malformation, for which there are several surgical repairs. I don’t think those account for loose angry wizards though, so long-term effects may be uncertain.

hey, I’m still left with $10,000, I’ll take it…


The lock stealers beat them to the punch!


Fair enough!

Yeah Mr. President I’m building an even bigger wind farm though, it’ll be a bazillion turbines and power half the US.
I’ll even cancel for only $500M, what a bargain!


I feel like they could have worded it better, I was trying to figure that out as well.
“yeah I’m just figuring out the vortex formation in the sinus of Valsalva”
yeah yeah, get back to painting, ninja turtle


The chicken soup standard, on the other hand, is available under the GNU General Poultry License, version 3.
elevators with rear doors:
Those thin metal bumps in the road, great place to park.
Mr. Worldwide


The “Cocaine ____” franchise really dies after the fifteenth movie, Cocaine Shrew. They’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel for animals to drug up!
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There’s a few things (I am an engineer, though not nuclear):
False, monorails are a form of public transit which is inherently COMMUNIST and must be eliminated (except for spectacle, we have them in Las Vegas and Disney)
It shouldn’t; the USB wall plug will provide 5 V which powers the dongle, but it’ll just be idle since there’s no computer communicating with it over USB.