Oh man Hexbear would be so pissed if they could read.

Invented the loot box y’all love so much. Tried to invent paid mods. Valve is still a Corpo and corpos gonna corpos

We will use any, and I do mean anything, other than metric as units of measurement. I think because if you do so much as measure a meter, you’ll start sucking dick and change genders or something.

Whom are all working all the time.

Had mine for a year and yep no I’m just gonna pretend OLED doesn’t exist.

Doom Slayer in Warhammer 40k

Zelda in Kill Bill (supposedly, but I like the outcome)

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…

Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

Big ass board like that would make for an interesting Chess: Battle Royale. Or team deathmatch.

You can’t be pro worker and pro China, the literal sweatshop nation.

/s

Yeah of course because he worked with DEMON CRATS!! He should be thrown out!

But now we need to throw out Gaetz (who is probably related to Bill Gates the 5G guy) for working with DEMON CRATS ato throw him out!!!

/S

Hey can we like push this narrative in their spaces so that we can keep throwing GOoPers out cuz they voted with Democrats? That would be so hilarious. Hint hint

"Look if you’re too poor to survive into adulthood so we can exploit your labor we don’t want you. "

Can’t tell if 5 is an imposter (crow) or just a tilty head.

You don’t uNdERstAnD, a game must be less than 1GB in size or it’s unOpTiMiZeD.

But at the same time, man I’m sick of these last gen/old non raytracing cards are holding us back! Where are my rig melting next gen games?!?! Oh wait I have to download 100GB and still turn down settings to High!?!? unOpTiMiZeD!! furiously leaves bad steam review

Y’all wanted 4K Next Gen Gwaphix well that shits gonna cost you some storage space lol

Sucks but whatever. Been happening since the beginning.

evil cops

You mean cops?

OI LOOK AT THE CLOCK, ITZ KRUMPIN TIME LADS

How much can upgrading a computer cost, $10?

– Todd “I haven’t had to buy my own groceries since Morrowind dropped” Howard.

Some snowflake shit lol

“Satan couldn’t possibly be this cute?!”

Anybody still putting money into this is a sucker. For 50mil they should have had some game out and ready

Fuck, the entire time SC was worked on we had Elite Dangerous get funded, released expanded and crash and burned. No man’s sky launched from being “Sean Lied People Died” to the biggest redemption story in gaming and Starfield went from a twinkle in Todd Howards eye to complete. Two Everspace games. Rebel Galaxy 1&2. X4!! Fuck me.