well that was terrifying

focusing away from the eyes when you could focus on the eyes is dishonorable

you can’t fool me i’ve been to the dalles

eat this jello in memory of his hooves

seriously, being able to fix the washer/dryer ourselves has saved us so much money

And lead a marching band through utopia planitia

Why did I read Club instead of Cube the first time?

The tomato’s off. Would you like a France Lettuce and France?

My wife is the same. I create a lot of hot air, so we go with each other like creamy peanut butter and extra crunchy peanut butter.

Have we lost the fine art of grawlixing?

As long as there’s a well cared for cat I’m happy :3

I think the largest difference is whether you’re excited or upset when infodumping

then downvote, move on, maybe set up a filter to catch the comic strip idk. not everything is for everyone. it’s shitty to complain about something because you are not its target audience

jokes about the sheriff’s secret police’s luxury spa and reeducation center just hit different now

one of our cats learned to snore listening to my father. she’d walk up and snore at you

I was wondering why the goofy looking pistols looked goofy

I roll a 1. They send the wahmbulance

I’m torn. I’m not sure I believe it, but I also don’t think she is capable of premeditated deceit. I hope I’m wrong, but i expect it to last as long as an idf cease fire.

If this does Krasnov in, I nominate as his presidential library’s name “The Bill Clinton’s Hog Presidential Library and Strip Club”

Uh, I curse whoever that they will have an entire day where they can’t get their shoes on the correct feet.