Americans are not at fault for our reactionary positions and viewpoints. It’s because of Foreigners, especially those from the mysterious orient. They brought the scourge of racism to our door even after we fixed racism for all time in 2008

Beware of the miasma that spills forth from litter. Makes ya ill, see? Clogs up the social body or something

Wrong way around. It’s the national security types in the White House that are claiming to believe in aliens. The Trumpers think it’s all demons beaming woke ideas into the brains of the youth

The Large Hadron Collider at CERN is the most complex and sensitive particle physics experiment ever constructed. If it hasn’t found evidence for “dark matter” or “cosmic strings”, some billion-dollar camera you stick in space is not gonna do it either.

don’t start the war without us, guys

As always, things will focus more on vibes and credentialism than critical thinking, because conspiracy theories are a mainstay of all the ‘serious’ papers and conspiracy itself is just how power has functioned for the last few centuries

lady on the right is on the Kamala zoom call

what the hell Joe I thought it was only poor people getting brain damage from the virus we let rip

the gel comes from slime girls

this is the only outcome of the research

attempting to cure microvasculature damage caused by repeat COVID leads to a bigger-dick pill

People would think it was made of mice and wouldn’t buy it. Even though, like most cat food, it would mostly be made out of Meat Man, the Man Who Regenerates Infinite Meat

but a game console is just a worse PC… how could Tim Apple do this…

CIA plants strike again

I thought this was going to be relationship advice at first

I know, I put them there

I thought you could get “download credits” or whatever by uploading some random documents? Pyramid scheme style

An edit or bg replacement would make the perspective match better, nice gen