This sort of thing is frighteningly common. The first two instances that come to mind for me are both Star Wars films: Ahmed Best after The Phantom Menace and Kelly Marie Tran after The Last Jedi.

Do they work as a real sword and Halberd? We might need it

The amount of people who don’t realize this is satire reminds me of old Reddit

Is this like a meme or something because he’s definitely not

Honestly if the mobile website and app weren’t so bad I might still be using it regularly. As of now I just use it for the occasional niche tech support issue/tutorial.

No they actually cut that feature in the latest model, which retails for $499.99

I had a physics exam a couple weeks ago. 4 questions. I got full points on only one of them.

Damn I was kinda hoping for a way out

Somewhat related:

Hey where are we getting deported to just asking

Rare Apple W

Almost like he’s been talking about this for like 2-3 years, and made it a significant point in his campaign. And fuckers still voted for him.

Step one: undergo a lobotomy

This could work, but I have a feeling Putin’s beaten him to the punch on this one.

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Russian Asset!!!

Jokes on you I’m never in a good mood

…but I still end up fucking having plans somehow. Worst of both worlds.

It’s not even Wednesday for me yet :(