Personally, I think “butthole” sounds more pleasant than “butt tunnel.”

It’s not a plant or an animal, but a secret third thing.

I am familiar; I just mean if you wanted to do a challenge run entirely in 1st person haha

Well… Fuck.

Guess I’ll have to move to Pawb. Is there, like, a way to migrate all my posts and shit to a different instance/account or am I just gonna have to start from scratch?

Edit: I guess I tried to make one before but never got the verification email. Not even in my spam folder. I have a saved login and such, but it says my email isn’t verified.

Surely the fight against Liquid at the end would be harder in first person.

“If my ass can open wide enough for that, surely a dick wouldn’t hurt…” - Every dude at some point.

What?

It feels great! At least, when coming of me. You don’t like shitting? 🤷🏻‍♂️

I remember loving the idea of having the MGS2 mechanics, specifically first person aiming, but the limited buttons on the GameCube made using it super awkward lol

Shiiit… By 2 years. 3 if you go by the Japanese release.

I just remember the time I was playing my evil cleric in a campaign, we had just leveled up and I just got access to the spell Death Touch. I was itching to try it on something but the rest of the party (all good guys) was being super extra cautious as usual, despite everyone being a min-maxed fucking monster and shouldn’t be flinching from fighting, and somehow my character was left alone with the NPC that was feeding us our quests.

“I cast death touch on the old man.”

“…Are you sure?”

I glance at my notes checking the goals given to me by my own God, from the DM at the very first session. He knows I am evil, he encouraged me to play this character because he fucking loves him for some reason, and had tasked me with just causing chaos as a follower of Cyric does.

“Fuck yeah I’m sure.”

I assume he was only warning me because this dude should have been super high level, but I was also a min-maxed monster and had a +31 charisma bonus. And he rolled a 1 on the saving throw.

“You touch the old man and he screams sharply before cumpling to the ground like a sack of bricks.”

“Do we hear that?” Says our Lawful Stupid paladin who has been metagaming the entire time to try and out me as being evil.

“Yes.”

“I sprint back to see what’s going on.”

Several failed sense motive checks on his part later,

“I’m telling you, he just had a heart attack or something.”

Looking at religion purely as a means of comfort for people who are afraid of dying, I wouldn’t think Judaism is very popular compared to Islam or Christianity because afaik, Judaism doesn’t have a clear way to heaven.

Venus Fly Trap: “I’m sick of WATER! I WANNA EAT!”

C

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The tone here and your original comment says otherwise, but whatever. Maybe perturbed is a better word.

Lmao

Packs boxes at Amazon; believes he is skilled labor and fast food workers aren’t.

Buddy, you’re closer to being replaced by a machine than the burger flipper.

Me, playing Infinite Wealth (takes place in Hawaii): “I can tell it’s a video game because it’s noon and I still see shadows. Also that garbage bag has arms and legs and is trying to kick my ass rn.”

The chances of the most useful thing in the room being my phone is pretty high no matter what room I am in, since my phone is usually in my pocket and also modern phones are one of the most useful tools in existence.

It’s just one of the many, many things Steam does that Epic does not. It’s not the be all end all, and simply adding a friend’s list and a chat is not going to be enough to make EGS relevant.

Why do some people get so upset about something made up for the sake of humor? Not everything has to be true to life, dude.