definitely smash… esp if you let me suck those toes

Have you ever been with someone who was into feet/sucked your toes/etc?

Also, what’s the goofiest and/or weirdest thing you’ve ever been like “well, ok, i dunno why that turns me on, but whatever”? lol (Like, for example, a few years back I was dating this girl that had gotten these prosthetic vampire fang things from Wish that i didn’t know about and had popped them in to try them on that night and I was all, “I’ve got something you can suck the blood out of” :-p

Oh, absolutely smash

Look, all I’m saying is: if Jesus died for our sins and you aren’t committing any, then I guess I just want to know why you insist on making his death be in vain? I mean, I know if I was to go through a whole ass crucifixion and everything I would like to think it was at least worth it

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It must be wild to be so incapable and/or afraid of thinking for yourself… You people are fucking crazy 🤣

Wtf dude, is she like there with you rn or something? 🤣😂 Or is this just a really awkward propaganda messaging test run? If so, I’m not sure whether it’s brilliant or the dumbest goddamn thing I’ve ever seen

Except for the fact that it’s France

God forbid our public servants step away from the telethon hotline for a few minutes to actually do any fucking serving to begin with or anything…

But honestly, we’re gonna table that for a minute cuz I feel like whatever the fuck you got goin on here might be more urgent

Do you smell toast? You should absolutely google a list of stroke symptoms or something and compare notes real quick bro

Probably whatever you tell them to, provided they take the warning shots from the Apache choppers seriously 😁

This must be one of the nicest ways I’ve ever seen someone call a group of people morally bankrupt whores without using any of those words

I mean, he does kinda gives me some ‘Cybertruck if it were a human’ vibes now that you mention it…

Yiff in hell furf-

Wait, what

I mean, arguably at that point it would stop being your emergency bunker and just be your home, right? So… I see no downside to any of this

Except dude is talking out of his ass completely, as it takes multiple DECADES for changes in emissions levels to be reflected in atmospheric concentrations… But, ya know, reality is just like a matter of opinion now, apparently, so… It’s fun to pretend tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Boy, got awful quiet all of a sudden, huh? 🤣😂 Bro is over there desperately trying to convince himself that nah, he could totally live on Venus as long as he only measures the surface temperature as an average over 40 billion years, give or take

If only you would’ve been here 10 - 20 years ago to impart upon us savages this great wisdom, oh master… We were but too simple then to think such BOLD, OBVIOUSLY COMPLETELY NOVEL thoughts on our own! Alack, what woe! 🙄

Not to burst your bubble there, junior, but class (read: socioeconomic) warfare didn’t just magically appear within the past couple of decades… Or centuries…

Do me a favor: Google the phrase “let them eat cake” or “proletariat” or “bourgeoisie” or… actually it might just be quicker for you to look up “world history prior to 2000” and at least skim a bit or something

No shit, right? Cuz, I mean, it’s clearly making a difference and all, just look at the graph! 🙃

I feel like I’m taking fucking crazy pills anymore, i swear

I fucking WISH Trump was anywhere near as coherent as an LLM

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