Hear that boys? All deliveries must be made in the rear!
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141·9 hours agoIt’s still Dec 31st.
Edit: Greetings all timezones east of here! It is now Jan 1st, and it is YOU who is behind!
GREETINGS FROM THE FUTURE!!! IT TASTES LIKE CHOCOLATE!!! but that might be because it’s cold as balls outside, so I’m having a salted caramel hot chocolate with marshmellows.
What? Yes I’m 42, but it’s fucking delicious!
What is a whipped cream charger?
No…it looks like a pile of sauce.
Then why don’t we light a sparkler everyday at midnight?
C’mon man. Thanksgiving has pie! And Turkey! And a celebration of a meal between two warring peoples…who we eventually genocided…hey look! Cranberry Sauce!
Why couldn’t it have been Earth???
2·14 hours agoOrrrrrrr, what if instead of cramming 4 million people onto the streets of NYC to watch a big ball drop, we instead rent out madison square garden, and have like…500 naked women on the floor, and dozens of other naked women in the stairs of the stands.
Some kind of dance routine, that involves lots of jumping and shaking.
I’d watch that. And I’d be warm.
Thats not what that means.
Also, thats not how that works.
11·14 hours agoWild orgies.
I always thought you were a member of Star Wolf!
Most Bond villains are just eccentric billionaires using Sci-Fi technologies to become trillionaires through commodity speculation.
You just described Elon Musk.
Are you saying you get smarter as you drink? Or that you need a drink to forget your embarassment?
Ok, NOW the shower thought makes a lot more sense.
Kids crush them into powder, and snort it like coke.
At least we did in the 80s…
Because if you show the original video, thats copyright infringement, and pirating of content.
Show the “reaction”, and it falls within fair use. Even if the reactor doesn’t DO anything.
Nope. I lived with a girl, and we got cats. Lived with her for the next 4 years with those cats.
We fell apart as a couple. I assumed she was going to take the cats. I wasn’t stopping her. But she wanted nothing to do with the cats.
Which, truth be told, was the outcome I wanted anyways. The cats always loved me more than her.
But for the next 10 years, anytime they’d be sleeping, and I’d pet them, they always snapped their heads up to see who it is.
It’s me. It’s always me.
I can get why they’d have that reaction for the first year. Still in the habbit of multiple people living with them.
But they ALWAYS checked, everytime, until the day they died. They were happy to see me, everytime, but they still checked.
42 year old here.
Anyone else want to hide behind it, and use it as cover as we shoot nerf guns at whoever walks by?