I cringed. I don’t know if you made that up or not, and the fact that I genuinely can’t tell made me sad for this stupid timeline.

Your bank doesn’t even need to know who you are.

On a related note, Bank of America, if you’re reading this, my name is floop @lemmy.dbzer0.com, and I would like to withdraw all the money from my account. Nonsequential bills please!

I push people in wheelchairs that are sometimes 600lbs each, two at time, for 16 hours a day, 6 days a week.

You couldn’t last an hour doing what I do before you tore muscles, or pulled your back. But you want to say I don’t work hard?

What what? Inda butt!

By that logic, you’d think trump would be a slave.

He IS a 34x convicted criminal after all.

This guy’s smiling for a picture in the 1980s!

This meme just makes me want to choke somebody out. Somebody who thinks I have 5 minutes of free time to just relax.

MILDLY interesting??? No no no. This is FASCINATING!!!

Why’s his legs so long? Why’s his piss smell like weed? What’s his mating ritual look like?

What? You’re telling me with everything else going on with this creature, you don’t think he has a sex life that books should be written about???

It’s just like those conjoined twins Abby and Britney. You KNOW you could spend all day asking sex questions, but nobody ever does!!! We’re all thinking it. Just basic shit like what happens if Abby is an anal slut and loves it, but Britney finds it demeaning and painful? Are you able to have anal sex with Abby? Or would that be rape of Britney?

What happens if one is asleep but the other one is masturbating? Does the asleep one have a sex dream?

People can’t tickle themselves, but can Britney tickle Abby?

These are questions nobody is asking, but we NEED answers before they die!

I’m so confused. Are “police” in this context game mods? Other users role playing as police? Or is this saying real life police made roblox accounts to go shoot children protesters in a video game?

I only ask because we live in the dumbest timeline, where I could totally believe this could happen.

Hey, come on now! Don’t be like that! That’s totally uncalled for! Gimps are just living their best sexual fantasies within the context of safe and sensual consent. They’ve done nothing wrong!

To be fair, I remember this EXACT same conversation on reddit in 2010. Back when republicans were bashing Obama for being Obama, and Obama responded by wearing a suit in a mustard color brown that conservatives LOST THEIR SHIT OVER on twitter.

I thought the suit looked spiffy!

And now, nothing has changed. Replace one politician with another, manufacture more outrage over stories that don’t pertain to the rest of the world, and we all learn nothing.

And pretty soon, we won’t NEED to learn anything! With the AI takeover at large, soon humanity will be nothing more than an easily controlled and manipulated mob, with no critical thinking skills to speak of, and all their thinking will be handled by the corporations with the sole purpose to create unregulated profits and nothing more.

What could possibly go wrong?

So it’s bot scraped, bot written, title generated with zing and spooned to idiot cohorts on places like this, simply to garner traffic.

And they say real journalism isn’t dead!

Hey! Whoa! Our government is NOT a soap opera!

Soap operas are entertaining, and have lots of revealing love affairs. Nobody is sleeping with J.D. Vance.

I mean, ew. It’s J.D Vance! Do YOU want to sleep with J.D Vance? No? Yeah, exactly. Not a soap opera!

When you think about it, your mom summoned you from your dads balls.

Spermancing is the term I’ll give it.

Btw, you owe taxes now.

Let me guess. Zelensky’s top aide doesn’t kiss trumps ass, and just wants to protect his country. While trump knows he’s being forced to work with him.

I mean…I make 12 an hour, no $500 bonus, and no health insurance.

And I feel like assisting disabled wheelchair passengers through an airport is more important than shaking my ass and waving some pompoms in a short skirt.

Of coarse I’m also a fat hairy guy. So my worth as a Dallas cheerleader may be diminished.

This is jarring to watch. I can’t tell if I love it or hate it.

Sooooooooo…did doordash prompt you to tip your driver?

The Pirates would let them in, but it wouldn’t matter because there would be nobody in the stadium anyways.

This wouldn’t have anything to do with the fact that laws were just passed with REQUIRE this to happen within the next 2 years, would it?