I wish there was like a Craigslist for life.

Offering roughly 40 years of life remaining.

• Teeth slightly crooked but all still original from manufacturer (missed a service intervall in 2014).
• Hair at roughly 80% capacity.
• Glasses have to replaced every 3-4 years.
• Used to have “Eat what ever you want, never gain weight” package, but the subscription run out (not offered anymore).
• Back pain set in a few years ago but still managable.
• Doesn’t like arugula, coriander or chocolate above 60%
• Addicted to sugar
• No job and 1.73 GPA Bachelors.
• ADHD buddled with Depression included

Zero. I’m over 30. Who decided to make us so stupidly resilient, I want to fucking die already.

(Those things are only marginally related)

If you’re attractive enough and a woman you could try becoming a travel vlog streamer and have a bunch of sad men finance your indefinite vacation.

I have never gotten a Steam Hardware product directly from steam, always used. Even now I can get a used OLED Steam Deck 512GB for about 450€ in very good condition in my area. That’s the thing about their Hardware is, that they are usually novelty products that people will always have a good reason to keep or resell. The fact that they can’t keep up with production doesn’t mean you can’t have their products. Steam sells them and gets their share of profits anyway, so it doesn’t really matter how you get yours, as long as they keep cleaning out their stock.

Same thing goes for Depression.

*Luck did

ep 6: if you’re watching this, I am dead

Makes you think, if they can easily spare 300B how much money did they make from orchestrating all that?

Yeah but the Matrix probably had Burning Man back when it was good.

Ah yes, the good ol’ “register a car under somebody else’s name” trick, classic. BRB gonna register my car under Jeff Bezos name, let him pay the taxes on the car.

Look I’m not perfect either. When a attractive girl walks by I think to myself “Damn, good for her.” But I wouldn’t ever go out of the way to get a second glance.

And most importantly when I’m inside a 1.5 ton steel cage with more than 200 horses on the wheels the idea of not ending up in a wall, curb or sidewalk is infinitely more attractive than some Latina in hotpants. Keep your eyes on the road. Otherwise the sight of an attractive girl will be associated with hosing out some childs brain matter out of you front grill.m

Plus, property tax is one of the only taxes that really hits wealthy people hard.

Learned Helplessness?

Leg dir mal ein Duden unters Kopfkissen und schlaf mal ne Nacht drüber.

Me, when I see somebody else’s cute dog.

That’s why cats have 9 lives. God just doesn’t want to have that kind of energy up there.

I’ve had this happen a few times. One time the happiness felt so real, that once I’ve woken up by brain must’ve still been flooded with endorphins because I just sat there in absolute melancholy. I was happy from a life I’ve dreamt and sad that it was never real. That dream didn’t let me go for a couple of days.

That was very nicely written.

> 6’1" Tall Goth Mommy^TM
> looks inside
> 5’1" Pipsqueak in 12" platform boots

Dermatitis. Go to the fucking doctors you goobers, stop reading shit on the internet.