spidermanpointingatspiderman.jpg but they are labeled “FBI” “police” “mentally ill person who they have been watching and egging on”

“this keeps happening and we have no idea why!”

While I’m sure he’s awful, it shows how thin skinned these people are. Because that’s an insane assertion and I can’t imagine how someone would take it so personally.

So this is embarrassing, but for like 20 years I thought pickleball was something my high school invented as something for bored kids to do inside a gym when it was raining or cold. I had no idea until a few years ago that it’s a real sport. Also bonus trivia, it’s the number one cause of a specific kind of sport injury in adults over 50.

I think he’s probably dying and doesn’t give a shit anymore

Ed Zitron mentioned in his podcast that apparently during the crypto boom Nvidia claimed that all of the GPUs being sold for crypto purposes were for the “gaming” market. It’s not illegal, but a very bad accounting practice. They were slapped by the SEC for it. I imagine right now there’s some other “creative accounting practices” going on right now and they are getting ahead of it before their shit gets rocked. I don’t believe for a minute this is really what’s going on.

I read this in Ed Zitron’s voice

New York Times headlines always read as deeply unserious and stupid to me. Like someone is reading it to me in a condescending voice.

So when no one can afford to buy the Mcmansions that Boomers are forced to sell to pay for end of life care, and the only people who can afford to buy them are the most wealthy and fucking Blackrock, that market is going to crash crash crash. Maybe around the same time the AI bubble pops. Maybe we’ll get 2008 and 2001 at once!

I’m convinced that the world cup is not going to happen here. I know FIFA is like the most corrupt organization ever, but if their athletes can’t even get in to the country what’s the point? Don’t chuds specifically hate soccer because it’s like gay, or European or some shit?

I completely forgot about the PUMA wine moms. What a throwback.

Working out real fucking well

I have a lot of cousins who married guys who like sports betting. Every family function I see them at they look increasingly miserable. My pet theory is that they are all losing a lot of money gambling. Just a theory, but it feels like this shit is just ruining people’s lives.

Perfect analysis 💯

This feels like a very 2002 era scandal that has materialized in 2026. Honestly feels anachronistic at this point.