Im going to ask for injections, but also looking into getting an auto injector to do the stabbing part for me.

Give them a voice? Those scientists have been screaming about it my entire life.

Carbon tax when?

Examine stats of the government: low paid government employees who could make more if they just embraced capitalism. As opposed to the woke billionaires who have embraced capitalism. WAKE UO SHEEPLE

Could we not just have news mutuals? Where subscribers for 4 years get to vote on the next newspaper editor?

Normies get quality news, subscribers get juicy articles.

Is that ex men or estrogen x-men?

“Not a big fan” is carrying a lot of baggage.🧳

Big oil: so you’re saying we still have more time?

Broke: making domestic animals and plants not crap out with a 1 degree rise in temp.

Woke: genetically engineered humans who can stroll around on Mercury, frolick on Venus, take a nap on the long journey between star systems to conserve energy cubes.

Mama didn’t raise no nutrient waster…

At that size, running seems like you’ll cause some tearing. Unless there are implanted supports…

I am not a plastic surgeon.

Assigned Male At Birth

😢

Who decides who lives near the windy edges, and who lives at pyramid plaza?

What machine did you use so I can avoid it?

Wrong sub. Clearly belongs in programmer humor because he said the word “programmer”

So you see SCOTUS, the government can’t tell me to shut down my windows 11 printing press, because I’m reporting on its color scheme and people need to have a copy to understand my journalism.

Gronk has one club.

Gronk brutally smashed the head of his fellow caveman, murdering his tribe, stealing his food, taking his club.

Gronk has two club.

Mahts.

Is the one true god trying to tell us something?

No, it’s the sinful peasants who are revolting again.

Because high rewards seem bigger than small rates of return.