Yeah, there’s no real juxtaposition here, the bottom picture leads directly to the top picture.

What is

Adorableness does not a quality meme make.

Same exact thing as “How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren’t real?”

Yeah, it’s corporate astrology

All food is organic. Unless you have a crop like a chicken (you don’t), you really shouldn’t put any inorganic materials in your body.

I think they were joking

Sorry you’re getting downvoted for being right, this “format” makes no sense.

Yeah, the comic adds absolutely nothing to this very tired “fun fact”, it’s not a successful meme format at all imo.

No, the issue is that he didn’t understand how the technology he was using worked. I mean, one of Apple’s most prevalently advertised features is their product integration, it’s like, their whole deal.

Key people: Jaime Harrison (Chair) Chris Korge (Finance chair) Jason Rae (Secretary)

Taken from Wikipedia because who actually knows that shit

Ooh, I’ve had that, it adds a surprisingly mustardy taste to the milk…

Same reason Voldemort’s name is a riddle and is actually Riddle: JK Rowling is lazy. She’s also a TERF piece of shit, but that’s unrelated as far as I can tell.

"Have you ever had a honk where you, if you, you would, you could, you would honk you so much you could honk anything?

Yes it is, because “boomers,” by definition of the word’s intended memetic use, are old yes, but more specifically they are old rich people in power. Using “boomer” as an insult doesn’t hurt them. Meanwhile the actual boomers are literally trying to stigmatize and criminalize queerness. It’s the same logic that makes it ok (encouraged even) to be racist against white people, it just doesn’t affect us.

It doesn’t count as self-awareness if he disassociates from the statement entirely, it’s actually the opposite.

Something tells me it’s a made-up scenario that affected literally no one.

Sorry, that was meant for someone else, lol.

“No” what? I didn’t ask you any yes or no questions, I asked you to relate whatever the hell it is you’re talking about to what I was talking about, which you have failed to do yet again. And you’re a liar, you said you weren’t gonna read this.

Don’t forget sesquipedalian!