That summary is one of the worst I’ve ever seen.

That second line sounds like a comedic Bond villain line.

And it’s awesome.

Yeah apparently so.

I can sort of see the argument to make people difficult to see in hostile environments… but it seems like you’ve got bigger problems if you have civilians razzing about in areas likely to see combat in the first place.

Unrelated: I genuinely had to do a separate search to see if that uniform was genuine. Civilian staff in DPM or camo or whatever it’s called this week? Seems mega weird.

Go wild though, I guess.

“knock knock”

“Who’s there”

“The interrupting cow”

“The interrupting cow wh…” “MOOOOOOO”

Good on you dude. You’re making the world a better place.

A dear friend with a neurodivergence explained her journal to me as cue cards for different places, emotions, and experiences she’d had.

Much like a great dream, most of the memories would turn to smoke without a written pointer of what it was she’d done that day.

It’s a daily list of reminders

It is true and it sucks.

I’m sorry to hear that, but I’m thrilled that you can write those three sentences which shows how much you cared for her and how few regrets you had.

Be kind to yourself and enjoy the memories.

Who’d have thought me being a tosser and replying to the wrong comment would spark such a theological debate!

It sounds like Guile’s special move for when someone’s royally pissed him off.

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I think that’s a very uncharitable take on the post.

Whereas that lexical interpretation exists, I think OP’s point is “why would anyone work for MrBeast” as opposed to “why did this particular person work for him”.

A dude I used to work with left his wife to deal with the newborn.

It was so bad between dayshifts that he used to leave the house at 2am and just sit in a motorway service station with a coffee for a few hours just to get some peace before coming to work.

If I tried that, my other half would stab me in the face.

I mean, very few people would report symptoms of a runny nose or a fever after licking the socket…

Your computer is possessed and needs McAffee VirusScan totes immediates

Depends on what it was thinking about really. The really rapid clicking noise was generally the mechanical hard drive heads seeking and moving quickly. You could tell if it had been thinking too hard for too long when the mechanical drive sounded like it had sneezed quietly (I’m not joking), that’s when you started to back stuff up rather quickly.

The more single-tone longer-note experience was generally reserved for the floppy disks.

The quiet mechanical spin-up noise was often an optical drive spinning the media - usually a CD - up to it’s normal reading speed, and you quickly forgot about it.

If it sounded like it was thinking like a early morning bird with a hangover, they were reminiscent of the early 90min tape drives. More industrial drives didn’t make that noise thankfully.

The aircraft engine type noise was generally one or more of the case fans giving it some VTEC love to cool a component that was running hot, or if someone smashed the Turbo button.

Good on her. Fingers crossed, we’ll see more filter into the league game, and maybe even see a woman top the list of best candidates for a national team manager role.

The Premier League missed a trick with Sarina Wiegman. I know it’s also dependent on vacancies and whether Wiegman wants another job, but that would be an excellent next step for her.

It certainly ended up at a house party.

I suppose it’s not clear when they decided they weren’t for each other.

Sounds fuckin’ mint to be fair.

Get me some tourism and carbs.