Bacon

Granted. Now noone can get a decent burger or steak cus there’s not enough beef.

wow I am late to the party

Your wish is your own death, now you know. Self fulfilling.

Sounds like 3 wishes

That is the wish, and has the same outcome as if you didn’t get a wish

Gotta love the wrapping paper so thin you can see the gift under it

Swift key with auto correct cranked to 11. Haven’t found any other keyboard yet that lets me smash any nearby keys and have it fix it just fine.

Pretty sure I have a head

I tried it once. That was enough. Underwhelming, much like most of their menu.

Auditing the government and its agencies

Why don’t you hear it when you’re not listening to media? Do you turn off the car stereo? Can you just leave it on… I’m not sure what a head unit is.

You are basically insuring yourself against those expenses, which has a premium. If you are good with money and have a savings, you can afford not to pay that premium. Not everyone is in that position or smart enough with money. So many people are bad with money, that stuff really should be taught in school.