Poggervania

the harm caused by this software was “manifest and irreparable.”

Except it’s arguably not, because it’s not like the 1 million copies of the game was stolen and could not be sold anymore. The game is still available for sale, and it is still making them money - all people did was pirate a single copy of the game 1 million times.

Also, if they sold 20.8 million units, and assuming every single instance of pirating was done by people who did not buy the game (read: lots of people bought a legal copy and “pirated” it anyways for better performance on Yuzu), they lost out on 5% revenue as of this time of writing.

Very sad Nintendo couldn’t sell another $60 million worth of games /s

YAAAAS KING LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.

Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you.

But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah.

“Oh he’s here for moral support”

Glad to see that person thought ahead and made sure a third party was ensuring everything was ethical and moral 👍

Anon forgot to mention that this is his aunt and that he plans on telling her his penis suddenly got big

Ahdok still posts on their Wordpress and also is on Mastodon if you need a fix :)

The dude could’ve also gone on to try and voice act in a crime game like the guy who voiced Dragan in Payday 2 who robbed a bank before turning to acting.

But this begs the question: why didn’t they just write an original series instead of seemingly doing everything “wrong”?

You answered your own question, friend:

Sounds like Netflix writers are a little too eager to make this work their own.

They basically character assassinated and/or completely changed everyone, including the female characters they were trying to prop up as being strong (Yennefer in the Netflix show is a screaming whining mess who can’t do anything on her own and dicks over Ciri while Yennefer in the books and games takes shit from nobody, especially when it comes to Ciri and Geralt). They even (surprised I am even saying this) blackwash Fringilla in the Netflix show, whose entire point in the books is that she looks and is extremely similar to Yennefer during a time when Geralt and Yennefer were broken up. Them expanding on Istredd (except for the weird pedophilia with a young Yennefer) and the head teacher of Hogwarts Aretuza was pretty cool, but the writers literally shoehorned their own issues and takes on the show with no respect to the original material.

Fwiw, they also bullied the hell out of Cavill on set for trying to keep things faithful to the books and playing the games because A) he’s a Witcher fan and 2) it was helping him get into character.

Mage hand and offer ghost handjobs for $1000 per person per handjob

Yeah, Biden is literally the reason we have the current student debt crisis - he originally supported the bill that made it illegal to declare bankruptcy from loan debts in the early 2000s after supporting getting loans super easy back in the 70s.

More like “Hero of the Left Hook I Wanna Give Him”.

Anon is an iChud.

Macs are great for people who can barely figure out how to work a phone (read: 95% of the masses), sideloading apps is silly 99% of the time unless you actually know what you are doing (and if you have the knowhow to sideload apps, you’re most likely also running an Android device with something like grapheneOS), and ARM CPUs can also run on Windows machines. In fact, for that last point, I can either buy a Windows machine that utilizes either an ARM, AMD, Intel, or Snapdragon CPU or I can literally build my own PC by overpaying scalpers and use whatever the fuck I want while also being infinitely more repairable than a goddamn piece-of-shit Macbook.

There’s some sort of cosmic irony that some hacking could legitimately just become social engineering AI chatbots to give you the password

3 hours later

“Pythagoras issues an apology video for stealing his crowning achievement from a piece of clay”