I finally went in for an adult diagnosis yesterday and this is pretty much the entire checklist they went through.

I have a half bathroom about this far from the kitchen in my house. What’s wrong with this?

We never forget GenX, we just only mention them when they’re important

Browsing personal sites, especially social media, on a work computer is insane

A colorful biodiverse lawn is nice and all, but I’d prefer not to be harassed by all my neighbors, eaten alive by bugs, and be unable to use the lawn for anything other than looking at and feeling smug.

The same reason that a lot of crosswalks have fake buttons. So you feel like you have control.

I’m liking it a lot. Completely replaced Reddit. Hopefully there will be fewer posts about how Reddit sucks soon as that will start to smell of obsession very quickly.

Kinda like how conservative subreddits were nothing but complaining about progressives, or how r/sino is nothing but trying to shit on America

Uhhhg. Reddit award acceptance speeches like anyone cares.